Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Thoughts about midlife

I am not sure if I am at midlife or not, no one really is since it is a varied age for each person. However, I have a checklist if you are approaching midlife, in the midst of it, or perhaps have kept yourself there. :) enjoy.

1. Use sun damage creme. Spend a lot of money on it.
2. Use a good moisturizer. Spend a lot of money on it too.
3. Try the collagen repair lotion for cellulite. Spend a lot of money on this.
4. Buy a pilates dvd series. Only Windsor Pilates will do, it is a lot of money.
5. Quit wearing long shorts, buy cute short ones. Spend money on these too.
6. If you don't look good in the shorter shorts, don't worry. There are things you can do about that too, but you have to spend a lot of money.
7. Hang around younger people, they keep you young and they like to spend a lot of money because they haven't figured out that money doesn't grow on trees.
8. If you want my personal opinion, midlife just costs a lot of money.

I am not sure what just came over me, but for some reason, I feel the boldness to go ahead and hit publish post button, as I am finding this amusing to even myself.

3 comments:

Tonja said...

And, if you think it costs a lot to be 'mid life'...just imagine how much it costs to be in 'late life'!!!

Darby said...

Andi,
This might be my favorite post you've ever written... absolutely TRUE and HILARIOUS! And now if I could just find all this money I need to spend!! Can't wait for Friday!!!!

J said...

Wow. I'm not even sure what to say. You are hilarious. What sun damage creme do you use?